I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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