We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I still have a little drunk in my system
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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