Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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