WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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