Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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