Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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