Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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