I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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