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This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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