i wish my penis had a tongue
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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