Kiss
Puke
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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