u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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