He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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