i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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