doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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