I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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