he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Randomize
