Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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