i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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