So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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