Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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