It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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