I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
he just fucked me for my cheese..
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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