Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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