found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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