uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We're not piercing ourselves today.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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