all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I still have a little drunk in my system
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I woke up under a house in Key West
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