So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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