they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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