her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I've blown a few things in my day
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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