he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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