I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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