Your tits are I can't wait for
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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