when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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