I don't think brook has ever known best
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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