i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I love how my cats smell like pot.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
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