So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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