at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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