Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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