is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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