He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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