Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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