So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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