she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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