You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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