She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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