Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
home. puking in laundry basket.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just found a bag of teeth...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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