It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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