10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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