i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
where am i from again
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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