Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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