got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Oh god it's open bar.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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