Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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