But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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