I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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