okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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