Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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